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"A Stanford study has shown that 96% of people who have been fisted move on to fist at least one other person, while 41% were found to have fisted 3 or more."
....haahahahahhahaha

After years of being forced to listen to Jack Johnson by my sister and various art teachers, I finally like him. This morning I woke up and fell in love with Jack Johnson. I'm going to puke.

All I really care about is that this picture of Paul Dano I just printed out replaces the one in Barbie's car, in which he looks like a cross between Pat Early and Ron Weasley. Other than that my life is so disgustingly boring that I might just throw up. I run on black coffee and Red Bull. I took off school today and slept for 14 hours. I haven't smoked a real cigarette since Tuesday, January 29th. I work all the time. At least I discovered our child safety kits so I can now fingerprint myself hours upon end. Otherwise, I still hate cotton/polyester blends and the mac and cheese is still sold out.

So I now have a lucky pepper plant named Chuck Norris thanks to Rocco, as well as two new fish. Their names are Phillip and Daisy and I am in love with them. When my mother kills them, I will cry.

"What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coca Cola, Liz Taylor drinks Coca Cola, and just think, you can drink Coca Cola, too. A coke is a coke and no amount of money can get you a better coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the cokes are the same and all the cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it, the President knows it, the bum knows it, and you know it."